Txts From Last Night Based Drabble

Eva M.: AC? Where are you?
Eva M.: AC?!
Me: whoa. headache. Singing’s nice though.
Eva M.: Where the HELL are you?
Me: …um, parently on a whale.
Eva M.: You’re on a whale? Please tell me you’re not in the North Atlantic.
Me: I dunno, water looks all the same up here. What happened to the party?
Eva M.: You were halfway through a bottle of jack when you stood up, told us all that the whales needed you, and dived off the dock.
Me: …awkward.
Eva M.: And this morning Canadian coast guard answered the distress call of a whaling ship that got trashed by ‘an angry sea spirit.’
Me: ...er.
Eva M.:Apparently it jumped on deck, beat the shit out of the crew, and then put their harpoon through the control board.
Me: …at least it was for a good cause.
Eva M.: You’re never allowed to drink again.
Me: Oh come on. I didn’t wake up naked in the park or anything.
Eva M.: Do you have pants on?
Me: …that is so not the point.
Eva M.: Come back here so I can beat you properly.
Me: Call my probation officer and tell him I’ll be late. Gotta swim home from Canada.